Thursday, May 14, 2009

What Best Friends Do...

A best friend gives you fridge-rights, and their last Coca-Cola.
A best friend makes quilts for your kids.
A best friend finnishes your sewing projects for you, accepting that you are a big sewing retard.
A best friend makes up words with you. Even if they are grammar nerds, too.
A best friend never really mocks your Harry Potter obsession--at least not when you're around.
A best friend thinks you are hysterical, even when you are just obnoxious.
A best friend thinks your kids are a stone riot, even when you are nanoseconds from murdering them where they stand. This is good-it allows your kids to live.
A best friend doesn't treat you like a weird preachy hypocrite when you go all churchy on her toukus.
A best friend tells you really personal stories so you can joke about them later, no matter how serious or heart-breaking the situation.
A best friend thinks of you when she purchases things at Wal-mart.
A best friend will text you from public restrooms.
A best friend will get accidently pregnant with you, just so you don't feel like the only tricked moron on the face of the earth.
A best friend likes you just the way you are. You don't have to pretend with her, even though sometimes its hard to stop pretending.

1 comment:

Julie said...

Can't think of anything witty to say through the tears. I love you, and I'm not talking to Jack or Moe.